News duck 

I'm growing awfully fond of these little guys; just call me Ernie. I'm already dressing them up as though I'm playing with dolls. Next thing you know, I'll start giving them voices, and "talking them" as my kids used to ask me to do with their stuffed animals.

A special message from my new friend 

Hey, that just gave me an idea. What if the duckies on the river wore fedoras with press placards on them?