Blaine, the aussie who moved to Southern California 

Isn't he perfect? He even comes with bottled water.

The man behind the doll.

He must have been just too, too rad for the Barbie set because he's on sale at the Dollar Store, two years later, for three bucks. Looks like Mattel tried to bland down his lifestyle in 2005.

I thought Brian would like him, and might even want to get, like, a hundred of them to have sitting around him.