Fox News cracks me up 

The chryon for the story says "9-year-old reporter brushed off by Chelsea Clinton."

But an interview with the kid in question goes like this:

Anchor: "Did you mind that Chelsea didn't have time to talk to you?"

Kid: "No, she was really nice."

So much for that particular reach. Too bad more grownup guests don't go off the booker's script like that.

I wonder... 

If my meager skills could smack up a little app that would let users add their own talk bubble and chryon text to an uploaded picture, to form a Fox News screen. Never played around with ImageMagick much. A gallery of pictures to choose from would make it easier to put together.