Thank You Gillette! 
This could be the story that get's me out of my blogging funk. With all of the shocking and mind-boggling stories to appear in newspapers that make you say "This must be The Onion", it's fantastic to see The Onion get it right. Just a year-and-a-half after The Onion's classic "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" parody, yes, Gillette is indeed releasing a razor with exactly five blades and two aloe strips. Simply incredible. Guess which quote is the parody:
| "The Schick launch has nothing to do with this, it's like comparing a Ferrari to a Volkswagen as far as we're concerned," |
or
| "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." |
iMonolith
I'm still alive - and it's still hard to blog...
I really like this photo. It's from a post about the design of the iPod.
