Evil in Virginia? Absolutely! Mwahahaha! 

Wanna see something silly that's not about politics or religion? This guy seems a likely candidate. He takes an iPod completely out of it's operating environment (by taking it up Mt. Everest) and then wonders why it doesn't work. Gee, you do something the manual says you shouldn't do and it breaks - what a surprise. 

Halley Suitt has it right on: it's the founders in control now. 

My goat's cheese packet reliably informs me, under "allergy advice" that it contains goat's milk. Who'd a thunk it, eh?